I hate my clothes and my hair and my jeans Type it out with 40,000 chimpanzees And come up with the muppet that looks like me and my friends and everyone else who knows me Always a pleasure never a chore A red light flashing on and off for applause A comfort blanket for the open sores of my friends, everyone else who knows me Everybody loves me Always thinking of me Everybody wants to be my special friend, oh joy Everybody loves me Always thinking of me An anthem for the low in self-esteem, oh boy I guess I'm pretty anxious of anxiety But this is a place that we all must be But you and I will never be blessed with the best of the rest and the 50 worst dressed of the decade Everybody loves me (Sing) They're always thinking of me (Sing) Everybody wants to be my special friend, oh joy Everybody loves me They're always thinking of me An anthem for the low in self-esteem, oh boy We sing a song of freedom for the low in self-esteem Surf a lowly singdom for the low in self-esteem Everybody loves me They're always thinking of me Everybody wants to be my special friend, oh joy Everybody loves me (Everybody wants to be my special friend) They're always thinking of me An anthem for the low in self-esteem, oh joy Everybody loves me (Everybody wants to be my special friend) They're always thinking of me An anthem for the low in self-esteem, oh boy, oh boy Oh boy I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored All aboard, all aboard, all aboard, all aboard |